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| User: | twobitsworth (6834204)
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| Name: | Keith "Two-Bit" Mathews |
| Location: | Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States |
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| twobitsworth | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| Bio: | "Two-Bit Mathews was the oldest of the gang and the wisecracker of the bunch. He was about six feet tall, stocky in build, and very proud of his long rusty-colored sideburns. He had gray eyes and a wide grin, and he couldn't stop making funny remarks to save his life. You couldn't shut up that guy; he always had to get his two-bits worth in. Hence his name. Even his teachers forgot his real name was Keith, and we hardly remembered he had one. Life was one big joke to Two-Bit. He was famous for shoplifting and his black-handled switchblade (which he couldn't have aquired without his first talent), and he was always smarting off to the cops. He really couldn't help it. Everything he said was so irresistably funny that he just had to let the police in on it to brighten up their dull lives. (That's the way he explained it to me.) He liked fights, blondes, and for some unfathomable reason, school. He was still a junior and eighteen and a half and he never learned anything. He just went for kicks. I liked him real well because he kept us laughing at ourselves as well as at other things. He reminded me of Will Rogers--maybe it was the grin."
Disclaimer - Two-Bit is a character from The Outsiders book by S.E. Hinton, and he appears in the 1983 film adaptation by Francis Ford Coppola. He fictionally appears in ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) milliways_bar for a sly drink or two and chocolate cake.
I do not claim him as my original character and make no profit.
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| Interests: | 15: beer, being irresistibly funny, blondes, blondes again, blondes blondes blondes, converse, fights, kathy, mickey mouse, more blondes, my sideburns, raising one eyebrow, school, shoplifting, smarting off to cops |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: | None listed. |
| Friend of: | 1: dally_winston |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
